Pee Like a Girl

It took me awhile, but I have finally learned to pee like a girl. Don’t get me wrong, there is nothing wrong with peeing sitting down. In fact it is quite comfortable. It just takes a little getting used to for a man. After over fifty years of being a pointer, it is hard to become a setter! The other slightly disconcerting feature of the composting toilet is that because the liquid is flowing into a receptacle, it sounds like you are peeing on the floor. This is particularly alarming in the middle of the night when the darkness makes this a distinct possibility to begin with. But just like sitting down to pee, one soon gets used to the splashing sounds